逗比英语句子

1、曾经的海枯石烂，抵不过好聚好散。

2、我自横刀向天笑，笑完我就去睡觉。

3、Better hit the wall than go home.

4、Life's words for you compose rock and roll poems.

5、My softness and my sweetness are only visible to you.

6、I don't want to be likeable, I just want to be a charming villain.

7、富贵不能淫，贫贱不能移，威武不能屈。

8、Fat people don't get into the bull's horn, they can't get through it.

9、If you don't pretend to push, we're still good friends.

10、Tired? Tired is right. Comfort is left to the dead.

11、If I had not changed my appearance, you would have forgotten the time.

12、There is no fate between us. It depends on my face.

13、你玩儿的叫潜水，哥玩儿的叫潜伏。

14、你现在是天真的二次方，又天真又二。

15、我很好，我没事，只是有点想砍人。

16、方便面的确很方便，但煮它还是要用电。

17、女人只分为两种：自己的和别人的。

18、This world is only smooth, there is no perfect.

19、There must be a road in front of the driveway, and I can't stop there.

20、我问电风扇我丑吗，它摇头摇了一晚上。

21、You are indeed an angel, but your face first touches the ground.

22、I think you've gone too far. You're lost.

23、Take fewer pictures, or you will feel inferior.

24、常言道，冰冻三尺，非微波炉不能解冻！

25、The quality of the teacher's class determines the flow of mobile phones this month.

26、我的精神分裂好了，我和我都很好。

27、此生若得幸福安稳，谁又愿颠沛流离。

28、你的确是天使下凡，不过是脸先着地的。

29、我们说好不分离，要一直一直在一起。

30、Love you, just like, special step, extraordinary feeling.

31、爱一个人很难，放弃自己心爱的人更难。

32、You are now the naive second party, naive and second.

33、I suggest you like me. I'll get back to you soon.

34、Don't shake your head. It's all water.

35、You are cheap and promising. You are full of foreign spirit.

36、Flowers of the motherland, open one I tread on.

37、Say good together to white head, but you ran to bake oil!

38、如果你不装逼，我们还是好朋友。

39、母牛撞上高压线，真是牛逼带闪电。

40、I'm schizophrenic. I'm fine with myself.

41、我未来的儿子，快告诉我你爹的方向。

42、Reading to cramps, Wensi Fang can be like diabetes insipidus.

43、爱你，就像，特步，非一般的感觉。

44、你这人特善良，特别是对不起人的时候。

45、我练过气功，可以把人气死。

46、我们之间没有缘分，全靠我颜值死撑。

47、It's hard to love someone, but harder to give up the person you love.

48、我视金钱为粪土，我爸视我为化粪池。

49、If this life is happy and stable, who would like to be displaced.

50、Beautiful women look the same, but dinosaurs have their own ugliness.

51、累吗？累就对了，舒服是留给死人的。

52、美女都长一个样，恐龙却各有各的丑。

53、Once the sea withered and the rocks rotted, but good gathering and good scattering.

54、Sleep in the daytime, play in the evening, and die.

55、I asked the fan if I was ugly. It shook its head all night.

56、说好一起到白头，你却跑去焗了油！

57、As long as the money is in place, the head melon seeds are all dried up.

58、只要钱到位，脑袋瓜子全干碎。

59、The cow hit the high-voltage wire. It's a cow driving lightning.

60、We are not lovers, we are just porters of love.

61、告诉倪一个小秘密，其实额系九尾狐。

62、As the saying goes, frozen three feet, non-microwave oven can not thaw!

63、Close your left eye and see your lovely shyness.

65、The bullies are almost ready. Don't be too porced from the masses.

66、Instant noodles are really convenient, but they still need electricity to cook.

67、我身在江湖，江湖却没有关于我的传说。

68、闭上左眼，看到的是你那可爱的腼腆。

69、学霸们差不多得了，别学的太脱离群众。

70、你自己没那个能力，就别说别人太势力。

71、我看你是路走的太多了，迷路了吧。

72、给你最大的报复，就是活的比你幸福。

73、请勿骚扰，本人正在骚扰别人。

74、Since ancient times, passionate and empty hate, really hate iron can't be made of steel! uuuuuuuuuu

75、我们不是情侣，我们只是爱情的搬运工。

76、We say we can't be separated, we should always be together.

77、读书读到抽筋处，文思方能如尿崩。

78、你脑袋别晃荡好吗，全是水咣当咣当的。

79、To acknowledge one's greatness is to acknowledge one's foolishness.

80、终于明白、你放不下的不是俄、而是她。

81、Please don't harass. I'm harassing others.

82、我的软我的甜，仅对你一人可见。

83、这个世间只有圆滑，没有圆满的。

84、I also want to look down on myself, but my weight is not allowed.

85、They all say that my sister is beautiful, but in fact they are all made up.

86、If you don't have that ability, don't say that others are too powerful.

87、胖子就别钻牛角尖了，钻不进的。

88、少拍点照，不然你自卑感会出来的。

89、Tell Ni a little secret. In fact, it's a Nine-Tailed fox.

90、I see money as dirt, and my dad sees me as a septic tank.

91、世界再大，我也只想围着你转。

92、都说姐漂亮，其实都是妆出来的。

93、You are very kind, especially when you are sorry.

94、If you can't be a lover, then let's be strangers.

95、The sky is vast, you eat grass and I eat sugar.

96、You play ping, brother play latent.

97、I laughed at the sky with my knife and went to bed after laughing.

98、宁可去碰壁，也不要回家面壁。

99、建议你喜欢我，我回消息贼快。

100、吃鸡就像女人的大姨妈一样，每月一次。

101、老师上课的质量，决定手机此月的流量。

102、I've practiced Qigong, which can kill people's popularity.

103、I am not a casual person, but I am not a casual person.

104、Small as the bird is, it plays with the whole sky.

105、自古多情空余恨，真是恨铁不成钢！

106、我不是个随便的人，但随便起来不是人。

107、No matter how big the world is, I just want to go around you.

108、若不是我变了模样，便是你淡忘了时光。

109、Just like me, it's not a wish, it's an order.

110、My future son, tell me your father's direction.

111、天苍苍野茫茫，你吃草我吃糖。

112、Eating chicken is like a woman's aunt, once a month.

113、Wealth cannot be lewd, poverty cannot be removed, and power cannot be surrendered.

114、做不成爱人，那么我们就做陌生人吧。

115、你贱的有出息，骚的够洋气。

116、Finally understand, you can not let go of Russia, but she.

117、祖国的花朵，开一朵我踩一朵。

118、The greatest revenge for you is to live happier than you.

119、I am in the river and lake, but there is no legend about me.

120、不想讨人喜欢，只想做个迷人的坏蛋。

121、生命为你提的字，谱成摇滚乐的诗。

122、Women are pided into two kinds: their own and others.

123、承认自己的伟大，就是认同自己的愚疑。

124、只许喜欢我，这不是愿望，这是命令。

125、白天睡觉觉，晚上打闹闹，有事死翘翘。

126、小鸟虽小，可它玩的却是整个天空。

127、车道山前必有路，有路我也刹不住。

128、我也想看轻自己，可我的体重不允许。