qq性签名英文搞笑

1、你说你是我朋友，其实我知道，动物的确是人类的朋友。

2、I'll be proud to hear what you said to me.

3、因为你有双下巴，所以遇到任何困难都不能低头。

4、The girl didn't have a white horse, so she grabbed her head.

5、Don't be too good for me, lest I yishenxiangxu you don't.

6、You don't want to lose weight you grow ugly not just because you are fat.

7、Your practical joke I was deliberately misled, because I want to see your smile.

8、I put you as a friend, you put me as a fool, sister is not a good.

9、As long as the thin, what are all-match, if fat, what is of no use.

10、你出生后是不是被扔上去次，但只被接住次？

11、姐不是客服人员，你没权要求姐答这答那。

12、Youth is like a dandelion, seemingly free, but involuntarily.

13、Like me so handsome, a school will be found.

14、你说吧，你是想死还是不想活了。

15、In fact we are handing the first grade, why kill it.

16、格式化自己，就是为了删除你！

17、听到你对我说的话，我就会得意一整天。

18、不看你终身遗憾，看你遗憾终身。

19、Middle finger is one of the sign language of modern society.

20、Finance is a universal truth, you are my only one.

21、遇见了你，我才知道恐龙其实是可以再次出现的。

22、When the perfume of money, no money to wipe toilet water.

23、世界上的脑残这么多，可是你却成了其中的佼佼者。

24、You come back, I'm not a flicker!

25、The duck would not fly, but it would fly.

26、少女诚可贵，少妇价更高，若有富婆在，二者皆可抛。

27、我悄悄的来，悄悄的走，挥一挥匕首，不留一个活口。

28、From small to large, the only constant is a do not miss the heart of the book.

29、Do not look at your lifetime regret, to see you regret for life.

30、The girl is precious, our price is higher, if there is rich in two can throw.

31、Itch? Itch is right, the wound in the long meat, nerve endings are also in the long.

32、今夜，让我们用冷战取暖！

33、一时兴起，拿你的照片做桌面，TMD居然中了电脑病毒。

34、我没有这种天分，包容你也接受她。

35、像一条疯狗，咬过跪太低头过，所以庆幸。

36、Like a mad dog bite too, kneeling down, so glad.

37、You say you want to die or did not want to live.

38、Wash the face with facial cleanser, found that their pixels become higher.

39、I don't have the talent, you can accept her.

40、The world idiotic so much, but you have become one of the best.

41、Love a person is what feeling? That is to say good night and want to say good night.

42、真正的装逼，敢于直面本身没有厚度的脸皮。

43、常言道，冰冻三尺，非微波炉不能解冻！

44、Can't hold my heart can't say I heart!

45、Goods have expired, people have to look tired, you can force when the father in the eyes of cattle.

46、全校停水俩天，第二天我发现班里好多女生我都不认识了。

47、种草不让人去躺，不如改种仙人掌！

48、You say you are my friend, in fact, I know that animals are human beings.

49、是老师说不能乱扔垃圾，不然俄早把你扔出去了。

50、我把你当朋友，你把我当傻子，姐也不是好惹的。

52、婚姻就像在餐馆点菜，一旦菜上来，是不给退的。

53、原来快乐大本营，走了谢娜只剩大本营了。

54、As the saying goes, Rome was not built, the microwave oven can be thawed!

55、我哭着来到这个世界上，就打算哭着回去！

56、就算全世界离开你，还有一个我来陪。

57、Night without sleep, because people just want to shelling, without a trace, a wild dog.

58、我对你眨眨眼，你硬说那是放电。

59、For a moment, take your photos to do the desktop, TMD actually in the computer virus.

60、The so-called holiday, the family was suspected, go out no money, every day special leisure.

61、I'm blocking all the time only love you a person.

62、Mao's face when the most valuable.

63、我低下了头，并不是认输，而是我在找钱。

64、大便的离去，是马桶的追求，还是**的不挽留。

65、你那么讨人喜欢叫我怎么不爱你。

66、Like things seem to be difficult to retain, such as money.

67、上课的时候不省人事，下课铃一响精神百倍！

68、I looked down, and not defeat, but I'm looking for money.

69、所谓放假，家里遭嫌，出门没钱，每天特闲。

70、涐们的故事、始终都是那么旳唯美。

71、When the class become unconscious, when the bell rang full of energy!

72、The sisters said, tomorrow to count the fortune teller, Bitch.

73、我堵上所有时光只爱你一个人。

74、考试的时候，两边的同学都不会，真让我左右为难。

75、我一直没有理解傻逼的意思，直到遇见你。

76、I'll have you walking through the red carpet at my wedding.

77、爱一个人是什么感觉？就是说了晚安还想说晚安。

78、谁说女追男隔层纱啊？隔你妹！明明隔了个大西洋！

79、只要瘦，什么都百搭，要是胖，什么都白搭。

80、货有过期时，人有看腻时，你在爹眼里还能牛逼几时。

81、Now the college students are too bad quality! Come copy feather, actually by shear!

82、A fierce look at you not how, carefully look not as fierce as a look.

83、Tonight, let us use the cold war heating!

84、姑娘没白马了，去抢头驴吧。

85、从小到大，唯一不变的就是一颗不想念书的心。

86、夜无寐，只想寻欢打炮，人无踪，一只野狗干活。

87、Milk is not necessarily a mother's money must be the lord.

88、我一直在承受这个年纪不该有的帅气和机智，我好累。

89、To love a person is too painful, so I have a good love.

90、谁说豆腐拍不死人，下次换冻豆腐试试。

91、Winter is coming, I do not care to wash the quilt.

92、For a long time no one to hide such a fresh wind of the refined!

93、那个谁，回去撒包尿漱漱口再来吧！

94、心脏变成一座荒岛，无人收买，也就不再出售。

95、The water for two days, second days, I found a lot of girls in the class I do not know.

96、其实大家交白卷都是年级第一，为什么非要自相残杀呢。

97、你说要去看左耳，我找遍了整个医院你却在电影院。

98、Admire the people who never talk to me, I am so fun to talk to me.

99、Who said the bean curd beat the dead, the next time to try to change the frozen tofu.

100、不管泥再烂，只要翻到墙上，总能粘出点摸样。

101、Marriage is like ordering food in a restaurant. Once the food is up, it's not to give back.

102、***脸红的时候最值钱。

103、用洗面奶洗了把脸，发现自己的象素变高了。

104、Behind every successful man, there is a woman full of nothing to do.

105、When the examination, on both sides of the students are not really let me in a dilemma.

106、Recently, pork prices have gone up, you should have gone up.

107、I met you, I know that dinosaurs can be in fact once again.

108、现在的大学生太没素质了！过来拷毛片，居然用剪切！

109、In a word, if you want to go crazy, the mind will simply move forward!

110、You are so pleasant that I don't love you.

111、喜欢的东西好像都难以留住，比如钱。

112、Even if the whole world to leave you, there is one I come to accompany.

113、Format yourself, just to delete you!

114、鸭子本来不会飞，但是煮熟了就会飞了。

115、人生最大的缺憾就是不能吻自己的脸。

116、Real drunby, dare to faceitselfhas no thickness.

117、Who said the female pursues the man? Your sister! Clearly separated from the Atlantic!

118、青春就像蒲公英，看似自由，却身不由己。

119、I have not understood the meaning of idiot, until I met you.

120、冬天来了，我不小心把棉被洗了。

121、You said you were going to see the left ear, I looked all over the hospital and you were in the cinema.

122、别对我太好，免得我以身相许你又不要。

123、暗恋一个人太痛苦了，所以我暗恋了好几个。

124、Original happy base camp, leaving only the headquarters of Sheenah.

125、The guy who, back and piss gargle again!

126、Grass people not to lie, as Gaizhong cactus!

127、有钱的时候喷香水，没钱的时候抹花露水。

128、佩服从来不找我聊天的人，我这么好玩竟然都不找我说话。

129、I told you that it was you blink, discharge.

130、我的婚礼上会有你穿着婚纱走过红地毯。

131、姐妹们说，明儿算命去，算算那些***的命。

132、I quietly, quietly, waved a dagger, leaving no one alive.

133、痒吗？痒就对了，伤口在长肉时，神经末梢也在长。

134、人家是全城热恋我们是全城停电。

135、最近猪肉又涨价了，你这身价应该也涨了。

136、有奶不一定是娘有钱就一定是爷。

137、Brother mixed up to now, can get up and put down the only chopsticks.

138、Because you have a double chin, so you can not bow to any difficulties.

139、People are in love we are the city power outage.

140、No matter the mud, as long as the wall, always stick out of the point of touch.

141、你那些恶作剧我是故意中招的，因为想看见你的笑颜。

142、犯贱是普遍真理，你我只是其中之一。

143、中指是现代社会不能少的手语之一。

144、You were born after being thrown up, but only to be caught?

145、Elder sister is not a customer service staff, you have no right to ask the elder sister answer that.

146、The departure of the stool, is the pursuit of the toilet, or not to retain the buttocks.

147、每个成功的男人背后，都会有一个吃饱了没事做的女人。

148、I cried and came to this world, is going to cry to go back!

149、像我这么帅的，一旷课就会被发现。

150、猛的一看你不怎么样，仔细一看还不如猛的一看。

151、Our story is always so beautiful.

152、总之一句话，要成功先发疯，头脑简单向前冲！

153、The heart becomes a desert island, no one buys, it will not be sold.

154、好久没有人把牛皮吹的这么清新脱俗了！

155、哥混到现在，能拿得起又放得下的也就只有筷子了。

156、绑不住我的心就不好说我花心！

157、你不要再减肥了你长得丑不只是因为你胖。

158、The biggest regret in life is not to kiss your face.

159、The teacher said not to throw rubbish, or I would throw you out.

160、I have been under this age should not have a handsome and witty, I am very tired.